Geriatrics Nurse Practitioner

Nurse Practitioners Who Actually Like Their Patients

We’re teaming up with a new-school healthcare group that’s flipping the script on how seniors get care. Think less 15 patients in 3 hours with a soggy tuna sandwich in between, and more you actually have time to breathe, chart, and remember where you parked your car.

Job Description

• Outpatient primary care for seniors—no hospital chaos, no night shifts
• Monday to Friday, 8 AM to 5 PM (no nights, no weekends, and you can still catch Jeopardy)
• Just patients per day (you might actually get to finish your coffee)
• Panels capped at 650 (we mean it, there’s a cap)
• Start date: May 2025 (plenty of time to buy scrubs that don’t have a hole)
• Pay:
  • $130K base
  • Up to $13K in bonuses if you’re kind, competent, and don’t make grandma cry
  • Total package: $143K+ and full benefits

Requirements

• Are a Nurse Practitioner with at least 2 years of primary care experience
• Aren’t scared of seniors with multiple chronic conditions (they usually bring snacks)
• Know your way around sutures, joint injections, biopsies, wound care
• Hold an active, unrestricted license and DEA registration
• Can use a computer without calling your nephew every time

Benefits

• Your own support team (MA, scheduler, referral whiz—you’re not flying solo)
• Centers that offer free activities to seniors (painting, dancing, and possibly bingo battles)
• Uber/Lyft rides for patients, because "my cousin couldn’t take me" isn’t a medical excuse
• Full benefits: health, vision, dental, 29+ days off (PTO, holidays, mental sanity days)
• 401(k) match up to 4.5%—you know, for future-you
• Malpractice with tail (because lawsuits aren’t cute)
• Parental leave